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Personal Ads 1 by Jay Valanju
April 29th, 2006 3:06 PM
I checked out the ads on the "Back Page" of the Austin Chronicle (www.auschron.com) and Statesman.
1) Flying Trapeze: Lessons, Workshops and Trainings. All levels welcome! www.trapeze-experience.com. For reservations call 877-944-3003
2) Pagans: Natural magic has it all!! Herbs, Oils, Candles, Books, Runes Tarrot, Rutual Tools, Jewelry, Bodycare, Classes/Events, Call 451-4491. 701 E 53rd St. www.naturalmag.org
3) Stop smoking in 1 hour: Free consultation Call now 512-879-6565
4) Erotic Naturism: Do you find nature; the sun, water, the earth erotic? Seeking couples and select singles who want to explore, center on nature, the earth and the body, pushing limits, always remaining appropriate. Taylor 2005, 36, #115059
5) New Austin Christian Big Band. Instrumentalists needed. Advanced players only. Call Phillip Smith at 512-29206800 for an audition.
From this random gathering of ads, I can come to only one conclusion. The Christian Big band is really a Pagan Big Band. Not really seeking instrumentalists, but rather non smoking, high flying trapeeze artists, who are interested in pushing their erotic limits with other "bands".
1) Flying Trapeze: Lessons, Workshops and Trainings. All levels welcome! www.trapeze-experience.com. For reservations call 877-944-3003
2) Pagans: Natural magic has it all!! Herbs, Oils, Candles, Books, Runes Tarrot, Rutual Tools, Jewelry, Bodycare, Classes/Events, Call 451-4491. 701 E 53rd St. www.naturalmag.org
3) Stop smoking in 1 hour: Free consultation Call now 512-879-6565
4) Erotic Naturism: Do you find nature; the sun, water, the earth erotic? Seeking couples and select singles who want to explore, center on nature, the earth and the body, pushing limits, always remaining appropriate. Taylor 2005, 36, #115059
5) New Austin Christian Big Band. Instrumentalists needed. Advanced players only. Call Phillip Smith at 512-29206800 for an audition.
From this random gathering of ads, I can come to only one conclusion. The Christian Big band is really a Pagan Big Band. Not really seeking instrumentalists, but rather non smoking, high flying trapeeze artists, who are interested in pushing their erotic limits with other "bands".