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In an effort to find my "scuba-ninja" look, I pulled on a neoprene head thing. It was very difficult to remove. I abandoned the notion that I needed a "scuba-ninja" look.

i cheated and took a picture that i already had. sorry 'bout ya.

I uploaded this photo. Impressive, no?

uploaded a photo of myself.

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I took a photo of myself with my phone. Then I added Candice Bergen, many times. There's symbolism here, but I'll be damned if I'll spell it out for you. Then I uploaded it.

I am no reliable judge of my own visage, so I asked a friend to find a picture of me said friend deemed to be a "good one". I then cropped it to what seemed to be the appropriate size and uploaded it. Actually, I haven't quite uploaded it yet, but I ...

I'm actually George C. Scott. I don't know who that other guy is.