There are a small number of days of my life that I treasure as life-alteringly inspiring. Profoundly memorable. Full of love and friends and play and joy. Days like those come along maybe once a year if you're lucky and open-minded enough. You canno...

Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whisky every day.

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There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist.

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

I'm a classy spot with cheap drinks.

David Hume could out-consume

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