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Greeting Cards by Jingus Mcgee
March 31st, 2006 5:53 PM
Chapter 4:
With many tasks at our backs, we had but one more destination to find. we flew west, into the sun. Avenues approached and passed at lightning speed. We hurtled towards the frigid pacific with only the sunset on our minds. But suddenly we realized that we needed cake. Why did we need cake, you ask? The answer to that is that upon returning to the East Bay we were to celebrate a friend's birthday and she had requested cake. But I digress, as did our race toward the sun. As we drove down Geary, we came across a supermaket. Whilst we were diverted from our task, the market allowed for new task and challenges. As we entered a get well card featuring a man in a speedo caught my eye (men in speedos always catch my eyes). I quickly snatched it up and hid in aisle 6, preparing more mischief. While the outside of the card was a stud in a speedo, the inside was an old man offering our sick individual a sponge bath. I voiced my opinion as such, "Did you see the package on that guy? I bet this old man is hung bigger." With the card returned and mischief accomplished, Kelly still stood at the bakery and I set about once again to draw a crowd with my juggling ablity.
To be continued in Chapter 5: A Jester in the Market (See Skilltoy Supremacy)
With many tasks at our backs, we had but one more destination to find. we flew west, into the sun. Avenues approached and passed at lightning speed. We hurtled towards the frigid pacific with only the sunset on our minds. But suddenly we realized that we needed cake. Why did we need cake, you ask? The answer to that is that upon returning to the East Bay we were to celebrate a friend's birthday and she had requested cake. But I digress, as did our race toward the sun. As we drove down Geary, we came across a supermaket. Whilst we were diverted from our task, the market allowed for new task and challenges. As we entered a get well card featuring a man in a speedo caught my eye (men in speedos always catch my eyes). I quickly snatched it up and hid in aisle 6, preparing more mischief. While the outside of the card was a stud in a speedo, the inside was an old man offering our sick individual a sponge bath. I voiced my opinion as such, "Did you see the package on that guy? I bet this old man is hung bigger." With the card returned and mischief accomplished, Kelly still stood at the bakery and I set about once again to draw a crowd with my juggling ablity.
To be continued in Chapter 5: A Jester in the Market (See Skilltoy Supremacy)
So this is the same grocery store that I went to all the time when I lived in the Inner Richmond. There's this guy there that works the night shift that has this amazing radio voice. He's always quipping and hamming it when he has to get on the PA, and when he's helping out with the bagging, he'll make up bits of commercials and whatnot. It's wholly entertaining. Go around 11pm, he should be there.