So I work at Zachary's Pizza, which is considered by many to be the best pizza in the Bay. A couple evenings ago, I was working the phones and got a call from a gentleman asking for the name and phone number to the nearest Chinese restaurant. Now, I was confused by this call for many reasons. First off, why in the hell would someone think that I would have the number? Why did he call us in the first place? What possessed him to call a pizza place? Why not call information? But the most confusing thing was this: Why eat Chinese when you can have Zachary's Pizza!?!?!?!?