Johnny Frat

I am a Frat boy. I throw frat parties. I drink. I drink a lot. I spend thousands of my parents dollars to support my frat's alcoholism. I like to fight. I like to fight randoms. I think if randoms were cool, they would have joined a frat. I am exclusive because I hate you. I enjoy living in filth. I throw garbage out of my windows. I think living among rodents builds character. I enjoy the smell of stale beer in the carpet. I puke in the shower. I piss in the sinks. I cannot clean up after myself. I shack with chicks. I shack with a lot of chicks. I shack with chicks who shack with my brothers. I especially shack with easy sorority chicks. Chicks dig me cause I'm in a frat. I do not like them. I think the idea of a "Donkey Punch" is hilarious!
I own a beer bong. I do keg stands. I shotgun. I am continually drunk. I am arrogant. I am a conformist. I am everything that is kick a$$ about America!