I work for a car rental agency. A customer came in to rent an SUV which we did not have, so I drove him to the next closest branch which had a shiny Nissan X-Terra waiting for him. As I am walking around the car pointing out the features he asks how to use the 4x4. Since I was unsure, I told him to get in the driver's seat while I got in on the passenger side and consulted the Owners Manual. I walked around the back opened the door and got in. I sat down and opened the glove box and discoverd a cucumber, 'bout 9 inches long, with a condom rolled over it. I quickly pull out the manual and shut the door. So I'm sittin' there, flipping through the pages, thinking "How did that get in there? Did he put it there? No probably not. I've got to get this thing out. If I don't and he finds this thing later he will flip."

So I hand him the manual, open to the 4x4 instructions. With my left hand I am pointing at various paragraphs on the page, trying to distract him. My right hand goes to the glove box, opens it, pulls out the cucumber, and shoves it down into the pocket of my pants.

I quickly finish the transaction, give him the keys and get out of the car. I pull that thing out of my pocket, walk into the managers office and slap that sucker down on his desk with a strong suggestion to have his employees "clean the cars better!"