Using the above provided link (too lazy to find one on my own) I typed my mission statement in English
"I have come to drink beer, hook up with some Chi Omegas and kick ass. And I'm all out of beer and Chi Omegas!"
Then we mix in a little Spanish:
"He venido para beber la cerveza, conexión con algunas Omega Chi y asno de patada. Y soy todos de la cerveza y Omega Chi"
add liberal amounts of French:
"Je suis venu pour boire la bière, la connexion avec quelques Omega Chi et âne de coup de pied. Et nous sommes tous de la bière et d'Omega Chi"
and a shot of Russian:
"Я пришел чтобы пить пиво, соединение с несколькими Омегой Chi и ослом пинка. И мы все из пива и Омеги Chi"
once around the block in German:
"Ich bin, um angekommen, das Bier, die Vereinigung mit einig Omegoj Chi und dem Esel des Fußtritts zu trinken. Und wir aus dem Bier und Omegi Chi"
and bring it on home to English:
"I am to drink come, the beer, the united with Omega Chi and the donkey of the kick. And we from the beer and the Omega Chi"
Which I think is a much better mission statement.