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Johnny Frat
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Contents of a Character's Wallet by Johnny Frat

June 9th, 2006 9:00 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: In Jack Finney's short story, "Contents of a Dead Man's Pocket", the character - clinging to the side of a building - imagines what the world will think of him if they only have the contents of his pockets to consider.

Empty your pockets, your wallet, your purse out onto a table- tally the contents and tell us what the world would think of you, if they had only those effects to consider. Then, decide upon one thing to add to the contents of your pockets, your wallet, or your purse, which will better enunciate the truth of your person to the world.

1 Drivers License
1 Expired Student ID from large Midwestern University
1 Condom
1 $10 Bet Slip from Palms Casino on the Minnesota Viking to win the Superbowl @ 35/1
2 Visa Debit Cards
1 Discover (maxed out)
1 Visa w/Vikings Logo (maxed out)
1 Visa in my name (parent's account)
4 dollars
1 Superclips "Buy 11 Get the 12th Free" Club Card
1 Bart Ticket
2 phone #'s of girls whom I will not call
1 spent I-Tunes gift certificate
6 Frat-Brothers business cards
1 business card for Free Clinic
1 Folded up Pic of Jenn Sterger downloaded from Jennsterger.net

I think I seem like a pretty kick ass guy... a tad shallow, maybe lacking in any orginality or distinguishing admirable characteristics, a bit selfish and dull perhaps, but an all around cool dude.

I would probably add a Membership Card to the "Beer of the Month" club. That or a VIP pass to the Crazy Horse in downtown San Fran.

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posted by Oliver X on June 10th, 2006 10:49 AM

You've forgotten steps two and three.