15 + 9 points
We, The Horny by Joshua Kelly
July 7th, 2006 2:35 PM
This just popped into my head as soon as I saw this task.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179489812.html
Planet of lonely women seeking well hung Hu-Man for salvation of race. Candidate must be within 98.8% chromosomal match with terrestrial Homo Sapiens. Must be comfortable with extreme height discrepancies and willing to re-locate outside of terrestrial sphere. Must posess superhuman stamina and fertile loins. All ethnicities & types welcome.
I'll post any inquiries I get here.
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179489812.html
Planet of lonely women seeking well hung Hu-Man for salvation of race. Candidate must be within 98.8% chromosomal match with terrestrial Homo Sapiens. Must be comfortable with extreme height discrepancies and willing to re-locate outside of terrestrial sphere. Must posess superhuman stamina and fertile loins. All ethnicities & types welcome.
I'll post any inquiries I get here.
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posted by Joshua Kelly on July 8th, 2006 11:14 AM
There's no f#@king way I'm posting all the email i've gotten in the last 24 hours since my ad has gone up. About 50 emails with pictures and many containing wangs.
You idiots! The planet of space amazons is a lie!
I am never posting to casual encounters ever again.
... i suddenly find theres a bunch of creative ass interpretations
and this one in particular, fucking kicks ass all over the gaddamnned galaxy. fuck!
shit! shit! %&#%&%# ass! poop!
(excstatic)