Joshua Kelly / Texts
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I want to explain something about the mystery fruit.
I do not know the exact location of these edibles, because every so often they appear, filthy and at random, on my kitchen counter. I ask my roommate:
"Hey, where did these twenty avocado's come from?"
"Oh, from a tree."
"uh-huh, where?"
"Oh, in the mission, in my friend's backyard."
"Okay."
"I'm making guacamole, you want some?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
So there's the mystery. Not only did my roommate fail to divulge the exact locations where the fruit can be found, I also felt best not to go stomping around the private property of his freinds to pinpoint their location. The other plants can be found on public land, as if there should be a difference.
The avocados were smaller then the store bought varaiety, and hand brown patches on the rinds, but were delicious. The lemons were almost exactly like the store bought variety, but spoiled very quickly, leading me to wonder what it is we're ingesting when we get them from safeway.
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I wish I had a garden. Way to not buy anything too.
A Sign with Love on it, that's exactly what I was thinking. Hmmm Mystery.
Oddlly enough, last time I was at the airport I noticed some "Free Speech" Zones.
I totally spent 5 nights on a boat last week. Why do I need a collaborator?
He never did join. Boooo!
gives our task an authentic, dreamy tone. I'm already feeling poignant about the whole thing.
When I heard "Uh, Human Knot." I was bent backwards, facing away from the sound of the PA, so I thought at first it was just some jackass with a loudspeaker heckeling us.
This is strange, when I view this task from withing my character's profile, I get a truncated page without the comments and pictures. Also I can't upload files. Check it out.
Is there some venu where I can voice my whiney complaint?
It's all good now, thanks.
Online dreams, what's happening to this country?
That's Good Recycling