Here's the link: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/179502825.html

Here's the advert after the link expires in 7 days:

Wanted: Female like pixy(ies) for nymph play.

Must stand between 2 inches and 3 feet tall, have hair all the way down to your ankles, pointed ears and a voice like jingling bells. Especially helpful if you have strangely hued and tinted skin – Purple and Green a plus.

Please be proficient with/at:
1) Magic wands.
2) Flitting About
3) Catching human males in mushroom circles, binding them and mating with them.

I am open to tree worship and water sports as long as no actual drowning is involved - though I’m flexible if it will occur during the 20 minute, post coitus nap.

Your magically sent image to my sink full of elfin water gets my pic.

Satyrs need not apply.