I threw a 'Pretentious Day Party': created a gallary room out of one of the bedrooms, hung up some bad art, and everyone brought over wine. Here's one of the installations titled 'portrait of the artist as a tin man'

this is what i put in the guide about the installation:

A Portrait of The Artisan as a Tin Man

Tin Foil.

A Self Portrait of Undeniable Importance, The Artisan dehumanizes the re-humanized dehumanized androidian Freudian concentrating around the idea that if Androids do indeed dream of electric sheep then perverted androids undoubtedly partake in bestiality sessions with mechanical bulls and merry-go-round horses. And that male androids in West Virginia marry their sisters.