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Disintermediate the Submit Proof Button by Kyle CROCODILE
July 16th, 2007 3:03 PM
On the fine morning of July 16, one day before my special lady friend and I's special anniversary, I decided to upgrade from smelly, picky, unclean, disobediant human girl friend, to an unqestioningly loyal, super cleaning, super fast, super extraordinary robot girlfriend with built in air fresheners! What a beautiful new beginning it would be. It took me all morning and part of the afternoon to get my new lady robot assembled but alas I did it, I even installed a clock behind her left robot breast, where her heart should be. Now go ahead, take a gander at her grandour.
HOT DAMN what a fine lookin' lady robot! sure I'll miss takeing baths with my little electric lady but shoot is she ever a clean machine! after all the inventing and greatness I needed to show someone, anyone the pretty product of my genius. that someone was a very lucky stranger and fellow SF0 tasker EDDY THE MAJESTIC! thanks stranger! and by sending her a fine picture of lady robot and an explination as to what the hell IT was, I took pleasure in the completion of yet another strange and arduous SF0 task. FIN. Thank you, thank you.
This is the message I sent the SF0 stranger;
Hey Eddy the majestic!
In the spirit of SF0 and as a matter of task completion I am bothering YOU with this picture of my mornings toil of building a better human, or in this case, a shitty ass robot thing that could never possibly do the things I built it for...mostly to replace my special lady friend but also for house cleaning duties. Upon close inspection you may notice I gave my robot large but oddly lumpy breast, I thought this was one of the more important features, as this, I think, establishes my robot as a girl robot, I also threw in sexy spandex shorts to connect the space heater torso(so she is warm when I hold her tight) to the vacum legs, she sports a rockin' troll t-shirt that defiantly states "NOT" in a very 90's way, last I gave her an american flag bandana to show that she was proudly made in the USA! This completes her collection of stylish fashion accessories. Now about her technology, she has a quad-core super computer processer with a DVD-RW drive and 197.3 USB ports. She has an impresive top land speed of 900 mph, and as she goes she can suck up trash OR liquids with her right hose arm. My lady robot has a wireless internet connection and an am/fm cassete player. further she has home defense capabilites much like those shown off by the Predator in the 'Predator' movies. did I mention my robot is also a time machine?
Yours truley with all your ascerternation and inventingation needs.
-kyle crocodile holding a spitting cobra
HOT DAMN what a fine lookin' lady robot! sure I'll miss takeing baths with my little electric lady but shoot is she ever a clean machine! after all the inventing and greatness I needed to show someone, anyone the pretty product of my genius. that someone was a very lucky stranger and fellow SF0 tasker EDDY THE MAJESTIC! thanks stranger! and by sending her a fine picture of lady robot and an explination as to what the hell IT was, I took pleasure in the completion of yet another strange and arduous SF0 task. FIN. Thank you, thank you.
This is the message I sent the SF0 stranger;
Hey Eddy the majestic!
In the spirit of SF0 and as a matter of task completion I am bothering YOU with this picture of my mornings toil of building a better human, or in this case, a shitty ass robot thing that could never possibly do the things I built it for...mostly to replace my special lady friend but also for house cleaning duties. Upon close inspection you may notice I gave my robot large but oddly lumpy breast, I thought this was one of the more important features, as this, I think, establishes my robot as a girl robot, I also threw in sexy spandex shorts to connect the space heater torso(so she is warm when I hold her tight) to the vacum legs, she sports a rockin' troll t-shirt that defiantly states "NOT" in a very 90's way, last I gave her an american flag bandana to show that she was proudly made in the USA! This completes her collection of stylish fashion accessories. Now about her technology, she has a quad-core super computer processer with a DVD-RW drive and 197.3 USB ports. She has an impresive top land speed of 900 mph, and as she goes she can suck up trash OR liquids with her right hose arm. My lady robot has a wireless internet connection and an am/fm cassete player. further she has home defense capabilites much like those shown off by the Predator in the 'Predator' movies. did I mention my robot is also a time machine?
Yours truley with all your ascerternation and inventingation needs.
-kyle crocodile holding a spitting cobra
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posted by YellowBear on July 16th, 2007 3:28 PM
Wow. Wish I had one of those! I especially like the toothbrush attached to the arm hose. I also wish they would start makin human girlfriends with DVD-RW drives. I can see you two will be very happy together for a long long time.
posted by Blue on July 17th, 2007 9:03 AM
I never thought anyone was going to do that one!
posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 20th, 2007 1:16 AM
I- Wh-?
I, um...
Perhaps it is time I side with the apes.
voting under stepford duress.
Girlfriends everywhere, tremble at her superior suction...
robots aren't allowed to play SF0 and become endowed with voting capabilities, are they?