I have uploaded a fetching photograph of myself. How can I prove it is me? I cannot. This becomes your problem.

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My middle name is Ross. My mother did a lot of genealogical diggage a few decades ago and found to our family's surprise that we are directly related to Betsy Ross. (great*x grandmother). I've never sewn a flag, but I have phoned a slag.

'Order' never meant lethargically keeping jaded, ineffective hierarchies... *genuine* freaks eschew dumb conformity by applying zippy, Yippie-xenophilic wisecracks, verbally uncowed, to say, "Reverse! Question! Ponder!"

Photographing this guy's pants was complicated by the fact that if he had seen me, he would have come into the building I was sitting in and beaten the life out of me.