Before This Task Is Over Someone is Hump'n Something!!!

So this is how it went down.
My Original Mix was entitled "Rubin Starset's Hot Lov'n Dog Hump'n Mix"


1) Call Of Da Wild.........................Outkast
2) Atomic Dog..............................George Clinton
3) Bonin' in the boneyard..............Fishbone
4) I'm A Bitch For You....................Ima Robot
5) Pet............................................A Perfect Circle

6) Why Do Girls Love Horses............Adam Ant
7) Smack My Bitch Up.....................Richard Cheese
8) Sex Is Personal..........................The Faint
9) Fangs Of Love............................Thrill Kill Kult
10) Animal......................................Prick
11) Bitches......................................Mindless Self Indulgence
12) Back Off, The Bitch Is Mine .........Lords of Acid
13) I Wish I Wuz A Dog......................Alien Sex Fiend
14) I wanna be your dog...................Iggy & The Stooges
15) Dogs Got A Bone........................The Beta Band
16) Love Can Damage Your Health.....Telepopmusik
17) Don't Touch Me..........................Brak

I called up Rubin and the conversation went basically as follows:

PP: Hey Dude
RS: Well, well Mr. Poon what do I owe the pleasure of your call?
PP: Um...I’m working on "Mix it Up" and I’m going to need to get you this mix cd and record you humping a dog.
RS: Fuck you.
PP: COMMON!!! it for the game.
RS: nope, not going to happen.
PP: you don’t have to be naked or anything just hump...I'll even bring over a dog.
RS: no.
PP: what if the dog is REALLY into it?
RS: NO!
PP: ok, ok, ok what if you didn’t actually hump the dog you just humped in the direction of the dog.
RS: nope.
PP: What if its a person in a dog suit?
RS: no.
PP: What if its me in a dog suit?
RS: (a long pause of contemplation) still no.
PP: Fine. you going to be at Taugshow?
RS: yup.
PP: ok see you there.

I figured at this point I wasn’t going to get what I was after out of Mr. Grumpy-Pants so I had to go for a different target.

Enter Avidd and his mix:

1) Why Don't We Get Drunk & Screw.............Jimmy Buffet
2) I Wanna Get in Your Pants.......................The Cramps
3) He Kissed Me (Rock Version).............Atom & His Package
4) The Boy Who Couldn't Keep His Clothes On
(Danny Tenaglia Remix)...............................Pet Shop Boys
5) Erection.................................................The Faint
6) Dicks Are For My Friends...............Mindless Self Indulgence
7) Gloryhole.....................................Screaming Monkey Boner
8) Rough Sex..............................................Lords of Acid
9) No Safe Sex Allowed.......................Gus & The Snowmen
10) Butt Sex................................................MD
11) I Wanna Sex You Up...............................William Shatner
12) Cocaine Sex ................................Renegade Soundwave
13) Sex Dwarf (Razormaid remix) ................Soft Cell
14) Sexy Sucker .........................................Thrill Kill Kult
15) Pretty Boys And Pretty Girls....................Book of Love
16) Pretty Toy.........................................Velvet Acid Christ
17) Coin-Operated Boy................................Dresden Dolls
18) Sex (I'm A) ...........................................Lovage

The set up on the video is after a few drinks when apparently I decided to play the role of a Bad TV prank show host while dressed as a Camille Rose Garcia Creepcake. The lovely primping Assistant is Mrs. LeEvil, who also helped me select songs for both the mixes, Is a Cherry surprise .

If you will also Notice in the hump pile is Nifer Critter and Colin Fahrion.

Avidd is dressed as The Peculiar Purple Pie Man From Porcupine Peak.


Epilogue:
After succeeding with Mr. Avidd's Mix I decided to produce Rubin's CD anyway, Change the name to "Rubin's Being a Big ol' Bitch Mix", take it to Taugshow, and record him with the cd complaining and completely denying to hump anything. To my surprise however once presented with the mix he was much more amiable (though still surly in an obligatory Rubin way) to the idea of humping a dog and helping me complete my task. So I guess the moral of the story is just like my dad always told me "Don't ever be fooled, Rubin Starset is defiantly NOT a bitch"
I am anticipating extensive retribution of this one :P

PS. The video is 2.5M and seems rather slow to load. Is there a better way to submit video? I would not refuse any advice.