25 + 5 points
Celebrities Will Sign Anything by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
April 1st, 2007 4:19 PM
Ok so I didn't read the instructions on the task. I read the completion by Fenton and assumed that you could just have a celebrity sign something weird. Well thats what I did.
The key note speaker at the Sociology conference I attended was Henry Lee (seriously, check out that link...its totally EXTREME SCIENCE!!) He is considered to be the foremost forensic scientist in the world he has been asked to testify in these cases
Martha Moxley
Laci Peterson
Elizabeth Smart
O.J. Simpson
Jon Benet Ramsey
Vincent Foster
It usually costs $10,000 for him to come and speak, but the organizer, being friends, got a freebee. The guy was funny, but I couldn’t see it being worth nearly that amount. He really didn't talk about anything. He kind of just went over a few of the cases he had worked on briefly, talked about being interviewed and how much money people give him to do what he does. Despite a seeming total lack of substance he is apparently a genius and single handedly took the forensics program at his school from almost nothing to the top ranked in the nation and gets called all over the world for huge sums of money to solve cases.
at any rate...I asked him to sign my plastic knife with a red pen. I thought it was ironic and funny, but he wasn't amused. I looked at me as if he had just smelled something dead and said "Plastic knife huh...ok...here have a flier" and handed me a pamphlet for another conference he was hosting which was about $200 to attend.
The key note speaker at the Sociology conference I attended was Henry Lee (seriously, check out that link...its totally EXTREME SCIENCE!!) He is considered to be the foremost forensic scientist in the world he has been asked to testify in these cases
Martha Moxley
Laci Peterson
Elizabeth Smart
O.J. Simpson
Jon Benet Ramsey
Vincent Foster
It usually costs $10,000 for him to come and speak, but the organizer, being friends, got a freebee. The guy was funny, but I couldn’t see it being worth nearly that amount. He really didn't talk about anything. He kind of just went over a few of the cases he had worked on briefly, talked about being interviewed and how much money people give him to do what he does. Despite a seeming total lack of substance he is apparently a genius and single handedly took the forensics program at his school from almost nothing to the top ranked in the nation and gets called all over the world for huge sums of money to solve cases.
at any rate...I asked him to sign my plastic knife with a red pen. I thought it was ironic and funny, but he wasn't amused. I looked at me as if he had just smelled something dead and said "Plastic knife huh...ok...here have a flier" and handed me a pamphlet for another conference he was hosting which was about $200 to attend.
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k..um...my friend kinda sucked with a camera. That blury bit in my hand is the knife and pamphlet. That blury bit next to me is Henry Lee.
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The knife in question
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At this part in the presentation Henry said " I arrive at the scene and police ask me, "So how you think he died?" I said "He got shot" and they asked "Who did it?" and I say "Well, I would call 838-0010"
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