Document Confusion by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
September 10th, 2007 11:36 AM"Why exactly did you leave that coconut outside? Is it a part of that game you are playing?"
"Um what coconut?'
"The one you left on the street corner by the lamp post."
"I didn't leave a coconut anywhere."
"ok.....whatever, make sure you pick it up when you are done with it"
Well, needless to say I was intrigued. A stray coconut is not so unusual in a subtropical area, or even San Francisco where stray objects are pretty much the basis of the entire culture there, but in Burlingame where I worked a random coconut is downright unusual. I went to investigate.
Apparently at some point in the evening someone had abandoned a coconut, a pile of Now and Laters and what appears to be, after further examination of the photos, four cents. Did an Sf0er discover where I worked? Was I inadvertently a subject of someone's task? Has my affinity for coconut been discovered? Has someone laid a p00n trap knowing one of my biggest weaknesses?
fuck it, I love coconut!!
I left the candy and money remembering all the lessons about taking sweets from strangers....I had never met that lamp post and it did have a decidedly shifty look about it. The coconut looked far enough removed from the unsavory lot to adequately convinced me that it did not "hang" with that sort of element. My growling stomach and watering mouth had absolutely nothing to do with this decision.
I was confused, my boss was confused as this video shows. but in the end I had a tasty coconut which got devoured post haste and shared the rest, that evening, with Lowteck and Mr. Bigglesworth.
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You are clearly goading your boss into admitting that she was "confused" at the coconut. She does not appear to be confused. She knows it was you and/or your SFØ cohorts who have concocted, yet again, some sort of coconut shenanigans in order to throw her off.
yet the thing is, I honestly had nothing to do with the coconut until i ate it. I was totally confused as well. I would add amazed, and joyful to that list if I had to. I don't think it had anything to do with SF0 either. Burlingame is kind of out of the way and there does not seem to be any in game purpose for the stash to be there. This happened a couple months ago. I think if it was a game thing, something would have surfaced by now. I believe the coconut is a mystery never to be solved
I remember that coconut! its pretty funny that your boss didn't believe you
Is it a part of that game you are playing?
Why is it that I always get this comment when I do something odd?
Self-Reference Vote!
Guam!
you must be stationed in Guam right now KAT.
SEND ME COCONUTS!!!!!!!
or a cheep guameese whore
(HUGZ)
"Anything out of the ordinary, I just assume you did" - That pretty much says it all. awesome.
Is it a part of that game you are playing?
I think I may design a sf0 shirt with that on it, lol.
edit:
yep
I may actually make myself one of these...
a better, typo free version
You Talking about the guamese coconuts, prostitutes or the T-shirts???
But I know a racketeer who dables in Flax, Guamese Coconuts/Prostitutes and T-shirts
Yeah Ill take two of each as well, but can mine say "Is that part of the game you are playing."?
I guess kat would have to teach her English first, but she can do it, she is totally L337.
A message from Ze Artiste:
I object to the Coco-nut. Do you know that the Coco-nut is the leading...causing...uh...THEY KILL MONKEYS!
Ahem.
Poon : what do you want the prostitutes to say?
Stupid monkeys…
Hey does anyone know… Can Monkeys swim?
monkeys swim.
I may get into this whole making sf0 shirts thing...
If we had a forum, i could see how many people would be interested....
Schalicho: Is that part of the game you are playing?
that would make me totally hot.
you must have been visited by the randomness fairy
Some do. For example, the Proboscis Monkey (Nasalis larvatus) often swims from island to island near Borneo. Yay biological anthropology!
You looked that up?!?
No seriously did you, cause otherwise I feel very not smart right now.
Well, I looked up it's genus and species (nasalis laravatus) but no, I'm an anthropologist baby! My favorite primate (un-monkey) is the Bonobo. They are gentle creatures and use sex as a form of social cohesion. Yay social cohesion!
I like chimpanzees because a trip to the farmers market can get me an easy lay...
Female chimpanzees 'sell' sex for fruit
I have to tell you those chimpanzees are like wild animals in the sack!
Bonobos creep me out.
Spider Monkeys always look like they're having a great time.
Bonobos are simply more gracile (thinner, taller) chimps. Same genus, just different species. They're nice too. Oh, and they also stand upright for extended periods of time. And scientists say that we're closer to chimps...
Plus, unlike chimps, Bonobos don't eat their enemies when they get in wars. Yes, chimps have wars. Maybe we ARE close to chimps then...
I heard that genetically we are closer to dogs than monkeys.
Chromosome per Chromosome
It was a "pshh" to El Capitain for saying that Bonobos are creepy, you dog...
....but starting to have an urge to work some sweet sweet social cohesion magic with Ms. Big brain up there! Color me Bonobo. eeek eeekk yeah baby!..(cough)..uh...sorry bout that, I think I just channeled that creepy guy my dad used to play golf with.
Ms. Big Brain, huh? One more fact:
Bonobos have a matriarchal society. Wrap your head around that. I still insist that we are closer to them than we think. I am, after all, a vixen.
Bow down,
V
I think I need a lesson in Poonglish!
Bow-wow!
SS
I am well on my way to doing this!
You take all the easy shots... and...
You say that like it is a bad thing.
You and your monkey love...
Secret Messages!!!
Well... birds make messy lovers. And Bonobos are apes, not monkeys. Monkeys have tails. But a big one is nice every once in a while. Tails, of course.
Yeah, but sex in mid-air?
It's got to be worth the mess.
What kind of messy bird sex have you been having?
So focused on the tail... what does it matter tail or no tail?
Big tail or little tail? It's a monkey thats in love with a bird,
I think the tail is the smallest difference that is coming into play.
How about simian is that far reaching enough to be all inclusive???
The question is:
What kind of suspended from a tree-branch sex with a monkey haven't I've been having? Whatever that means...
Ugh, I'm getting confused with the symbolism here.
Ooops. Again. Not referring to me...
Bex, you can ease your mind. Lola has been true to you. Well, since she was gang raped... I think you two will have a harmonious relationship!
Enough of this animal jargon. I'm off to anthropology class. Oh, and Shal, at least I don't pleasure myself with bananas. Hah.
It was a plantain!
And you have got it all wrong…
i was pleasuring MY banana!
Ah, so there is subtle censorship on SF0
[Dirty Picture Removed for your viewing pleasure courtesy of SSI]
Dirty picture of me removed by Daemons!!!
I tried to make this part of that game you are playing. But, I was thwarted by the admins in a fit of responsible game stewardship.
Damn - I can't seem to find a way to trick the scripts into passing an apostrophe in a link.
For now, cut and paste: http://sf0.org/tasks/confuse-p00n's-boss
HA!!! I say do it!!!
no
the problem is I no longer work there. I do have 2 jobs however, one would just have to find out one of them....sounds like fun to me
I feel like "Back in Black" should play everytime I read one of your new completions.