1) I think that my most recognizable mannerism would be pulling out my ball sack in public. I'm not sure any of my friends and only a very few of my acquaintances have been spared this sight. It has been requested at birthday celebrations.

"It is not a party until chris whips out his balls!"

2) My shivers have been turned into near epileptic seizures from abundant acid use in my adolescence.

3) I hump things. mostly people, but this is not a steadfast criteria.

4) when deep in thought I suck air inward through my la brae by biting down on the post, and opening up the hole making a sipping sound.

5) I hate symmetry. If I have a long sleeve shirt on I will almost always wear one sleeve up.

6) I break into random dances at the slightest hint of music, whether this music be inside or outside my own head. the dances have little to do with rhythm or style.

7) When in the vicinity of Rubin I will either try to lick, hug him, hump him, antagonize him or accomplish the latter by the application of the former three.

8) I will be drinking

10) my shoelaces will be untied.

9) I will be talking about SF0

[whoops! crap, I was reading this and hit the submit proof button, which I meant to do for the task I was actually submitting. BU]

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