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Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
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Not your mother's botulism by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder

June 15th, 2007 7:37 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Look 10 years younger while burning something from your wallet.

0k, so Slow Moe did the shaving already. I shaved too. I'm not documenting the saving before/after. If you want to see what I look like and If in fact I do look younger without facial hair then be my guest to sift through my completed tasks. My ugly furry mug is there somewhere. What I did document however was wearing my costume for the "4 year old Birthday party" themed Kinky Salon. (yeah, I was popular at that one!) I think I might have overshot the 10 year mark by about 15 years, but whatever.


read the captions. they tell the story.

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SIG HEIL UNDERPANTS!!

SIG HEIL UNDERPANTS!!


My trusty wallet

My trusty wallet


Thats an old ID, my CA id blew away one day.

Thats an old ID, my CA id blew away one day.


A bunch of cards I keep around for one reason or another.

A bunch of cards I keep around for one reason or another.


Oh, there it is!

Oh, there it is!


The one for burning

The one for burning

I picked up this card at a tech art convention in San Jose. It struck me as soon as I saw it because when I was in my early adolescence I had this same urge along with one that would hit me in the middle of the night when I was rummaging around in the kitchen for snacks, which was to pick up a big knife and stab my parents in their sleep. Yeah, ok, now I sound really creepy, but it disturbed me that I would have these feelings. I had no real reason to hate my parents and I was never especially cruel or violent towards anything. Needless to say, I could relate so I took the card and I have been carrying it around with me for nearly 9 months now. It is time to let go,


the back of the card

the back of the card

this is the art project at www.seekingsecrets.com


My Captian Underpants outfit

My Captian Underpants outfit

I’m missing the metal bowl helmet, which at the time of these photos LeEvil was using it to hold Jello, so I found a colander that worked just as well.


Oh....and i got a knife just to tempt fate.

Oh....and i got a knife just to tempt fate.


Do I frighten you?

Do I frighten you?


What if I make this threatening face?

What if I make this threatening face?


I'LL CUT YOU!!!

I'LL CUT YOU!!!


No I wont. I'm gonna burn this.

No I wont. I'm gonna burn this.


Matches, card, and knife

Matches, card, and knife

outside for safety.


strike

strike


burning

burning


It's not burning very well

It's not burning very well


huh

huh


CONCENTRATION

CONCENTRATION


what if I hold it like this

what if I hold it like this


I CAN HAS FIRE!!

I CAN HAS FIRE!!


yay me

yay me


the aftermath

the aftermath

I woke up the next morning and found the half charred card on top of my wallet.


hmm

hmm

well I guess I don't HAVE to get rid of it.


well

well

letting go is over rated anyway


done

done


then I found the knife

then I found the knife


but it's time for work?

but it's time for work?


DUN DUN DUNUHHH!!!

DUN DUN DUNUHHH!!!



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posted by avidd opolis on June 15th, 2007 8:25 PM

i was gonna say, so like, you dressed like that when you were a teenager?

well...um..yeah
posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on June 15th, 2007 8:27 PM

I didn't get the girls much back then

Awww!
posted by Lank on June 16th, 2007 1:23 AM

So adorable with the big knife!

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posted by rongo rongo on June 16th, 2007 7:11 AM

I like the head gear.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on June 16th, 2007 9:59 AM

It's the cape that makes it.

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posted by Møuse on June 17th, 2007 5:32 PM

You sir are a loon.

Hmmm...
posted by Saint on June 17th, 2007 9:01 PM

I disagree, for who can truly decide who is or is not a loon. I belive that if P00n REALLY wants to express himself in this way, let him.

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posted by Ohrlyeh Totenkinder on June 18th, 2007 9:49 AM

no....i'm kind of a loon ;p

Well then...
posted by Saint on June 18th, 2007 6:40 PM

I guess there's not much left to debate about. I envy your honesty about your mental illness( Just kidding)
But seroiously, which of us SF0's isn't crazy anyway?

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posted by SNORLAX on June 22nd, 2007 4:22 PM

identity theft, here i come.