

Impress Me! by Jonah Spector
October 2nd, 2007 10:07 PM6 vote(s)
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...that's a suspiciously immobile tattoo on your neck...doesn't seem to have missed a bit due to artistry or the fact that your neck is not flat. It's even exactly the same pixel size in each picture. Ah. Mr. Adobe, CS3. I feel deceived. :(
I would be genuinely flattered if you actually got that legitimately tattooed onto your neck. By the way, what does your coat of arms stand for?
I hate that rat bastard tattoo artist Adobe! Keeps on rippin' me off.
Do it in henna, and I'll vote for it.
Do it in permanent marker and I'll vote for it.
Hell, do it in eyebrow liner and wear it for a half hour while standing in line at the post office, and I'll vote for it.
But, even though it probably took more time and effort to make that image than it would to actually permanent-marker a coat of arms on your throat, I feel cheated. No vote for you! (Nothing personal, though.)
. . . are immune to your fontcolorful spells and tricks. (Well, unless you start encoding secret text in CAPTCHAs)
worry not. this is only part one.
And to you, Mr. Spidere, there is clearly a displacement map at work here, how dare you call it flat!!!
love.
Matthew
PS: I might love you all.
This is villainous.
You get a vote for evilness.
One star for each member of my house. United under a cog. As for the phrase. Its the closest thing to a universal truth that i can think of.
Spidere isn't a girl...
"And to you, Ms. Spidere, there is clearly a displacement map at work here, how dare you call it flat!!!"
I've been found out. It was the beard, wasn't it...I knew that would give it away. Curses. There goes my cunning plan. ;)
i didnt mean to call you a woman. Though i dont really think it'd be derogatory. I was just typing fast.
No big deal. ;) Get yourself tattooed and we'll call it even.
Loki,
I feel bad for those lonely people, too.
Really nice work with dear old Mr. Adobe too, there...
Gots ta do me this task! ^.^
Heh, I fell for the tattoo thing. Awesome. :)
Hard. Core.