SF0 / MirrorsAndMonoxide / Strange Garb

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Strange Garb by Kaleigh~Marie Fremouw

March 16th, 2008 6:00 PM / Location: 43.214872,-76.81305

INSTRUCTIONS: Go somewhere dressed in unorthodox clothes.

For instance, you could sunbathe at the beach in a three-piece suit or go to work in a kimono. Use your judgment: for instance, if you're somehow a modern geisha, then wearing a kimono to work wouldn't be so unorthodox.

Take photos as proof.

I saw this and realized it would be the perfect oppertunity for my very first task.
I totally dressed up as a man and headed off to school.
I walked around with a couple chicks on each arm... I was such a pimp.
This is actually a sort of tradition in my school. But no one takes ANYTHING as seriously as I do. I get all into these sort of things and tend to go way over the top. With just about anything and everything I do.
So much so, in fact, that not many people recognized me on this day of Gender-Bender.
I had a couple of people who had to really stand there and look at me for a couple of seconds before they realized who I was... but the best part was my Math teacher not recognizing me and asking who the young man in the back row was. I stood up and introduced myself as Ezekial... and then I was pantsed by my friend Amanda who was in the row next to me. Good thing I was wearing boxers.

And you have NO idea how hard it was to try and disguise my breasts. Literally seven layers of sports bras didn't even put a dent into the curves I have. And I definitely payed for it in the end... my chest was sore for a couple of days after, and I even had a bruise.
But everyone who knew him insisted I looked a lot like my brother... which is pretty bad. I don't think I'll ever live it down.

- smaller

Total manliness...

When I first arrived, no one seemed to know who I was. I sat in the corner for a while, hiding my face, but grinning and wondering how long it would take for anyone to notice. I was finally discovered by my friend Lindsay, who slowly crept over, examining me... and then finally pounced on me when she realized who the studly man in the corner, rocking out with some headphones was. (Then again, I guess my checkered backpack and purse might have given away my identity.) People slowly started gravitating over and stopped ignoring me when they finally knew who I was. Lindsay is directly to the left of me, smiling like a dork. Then there were a few people who absolutely had to get photos. This was one of those, because apparently Ezekial is a total badass gangsta.

I gotz a lip ring, yo.

I think the lip ring and mustache added to the overall effect. Made me have a certain sense of machismo. And it also seemed to shock a lot of people, who didn't know how I pulled it off. Amazing what mascara and a clip-on earring will do for you, eh?

Chyea. I'm a pimp.

You know... every man loves a chick with big... brains. This girl is simply amazing, and I nominated her to be my token girlfriend for the day. It doesn't hurt that she's a solid double D. Every guy dreams of that... right? Thanks, Delicia for an amazing day as a man. You made all my manly dreams of manly-manliness come true.