So thanks to mouse, I am the newest fan of homonyms. I have spent the past few hours reading lists of these spectaclar miracles of language. too bad we aren't on a search for oxymorons...

this is just the first instalation, i can't wait to get to the rest...
it is a good thing i have already lost my job otherwise i would surely be fired for devoting all my time to the greatest scavenger hunt on earth.