15 + 3 points
Tell Me A Joke by Moosy Fate
June 5th, 2006 11:48 AM
This is a video clip of me telling the waitress a funny.
Me: Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
Waitress: I don't know.
Me: To hide in the strawberry patch.
Waitress: *blank stare*
Me: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Waitress: No.
Me: Must work.
At least she chuckled. Although more at the deliberate, trying-not-to-be-drunk manner in which I was talking than the actual joke. Alas.
Me: Why do elephants wear red toenail polish?
Waitress: I don't know.
Me: To hide in the strawberry patch.
Waitress: *blank stare*
Me: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
Waitress: No.
Me: Must work.
At least she chuckled. Although more at the deliberate, trying-not-to-be-drunk manner in which I was talking than the actual joke. Alas.
1 vote(s)
Terms
(none yet)8 comment(s)
posted by Ink Tea on June 5th, 2006 5:37 PM
What's large and grey and writes gloomy poetry?
posted by mock piratey turtle on June 5th, 2006 11:38 PM
wow. i owe you a dollar inky. thats my standard going rate for elephant jokes i don't know. you win!
posted by Ink Tea on June 6th, 2006 4:42 AM
t.s. elephant.
What's big and grey and wears glass slippers?
posted by mock piratey turtle on June 6th, 2006 11:56 AM
cinderelephant.
why is an elephant unlike peanutbutter?
posted by Ink Tea on June 6th, 2006 3:31 PM
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth?
posted by Moosy Fate on June 7th, 2006 5:11 AM
The video is working now. It's hard to hear, but that's why I have lovingly transcribed it.
because you used an elephant joke. i love elephant jokes. i know *all* of them. yes all of them.