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I never realized what a large role candlesticks will apparently play in the END TIMES. Good to know!
This is my favorite task completion in the history of ever. Now I'll check every nook and cranny in hotel rooms, hoping to find the wee greenies!
I really can't recommend it as a mining tool. This may surprise you, but it actually lifts up very little dirt.
The saddest part of this praxis (beyond the minimal chance of survival that Steve has--we seriously effed up that plant while it was in our possession) is that we actually *planned* to bring that spoon. Like, we had a wide variety of possible digging tools and chose a spoon. Sometimes I wonder about us FOEcakes...
Smurfin' smurfs!
What are you talking about? Have you been at the halflings' pipe weed again?
I am so proud of you, and so amazed!
I call first dibs on Dela Dejavoo to be scout/messenger* in my band of post-apocalypse survivors!
*She will also be required to dress in sparkles and make teensy magic boxes.
We will need a hell of a lot of sculpeyIII.
But how joyous to have a life-size blue clay couch in the middle of a urine-stained park!
Thanks! Water balloons are awesomely fun, but when they explode into bright colors, they're even better.
I bet the parrots wanted to go on the quests too! I can't believe y'all were such species-ists as to disregard their obvious interest. I'd have thought the Druid would know better, at the very least!
Oh god, the pickles-in-the-monkey will haunt my dreams. It looks like an alien bursting out of his poor simian chest!