INSTRUCTIONS: Discover your player's celebrity doppleganger by uploading your player photo to myheritage.com (you may use bugmenot if you don't want to register). The site will analyze your face and determine which celebrities you most resemble. It will also add you to an anti-terrorist government database thereby preventing you from taking commercial airline flights for the rest of your life.
wrote my "proof" before uploading images. ran face recognizer a second time and it gave me a slightly altered list of celebrities sans jennifer lopez. j.lo, sous rature.