INSTRUCTIONS: Using online translation tools, "encrypt" some text (that you write or find) by translating it multiple times into different languages and then back into English.
For instance, "The drive to play San Francisco Zero" translated from English to German to French to Italian to English again becomes "The order of Saint game Francisco".
"if you have any further questions, you should consult my essay appearing in the next Critical Inquiry"
i nominate this current winner of the secret "OOOOOOHHHHHH!" public comment task. at least until someone posts the one where that guy asks ben gibbard what his band's name is....