SF0 / Niliphim / Donation by Other Means

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Donation by Other Means by Niliphim, NHØ Bananapants

January 30th, 2008 10:51 AM / Location: 41.310759,-72.93336

INSTRUCTIONS: Get people to donate a face (in the form of a photograph or otherwise) to SFZero. We will use these resources to fuel our war machine and supply resources to those most in need.

"Photo Booth is the opiate of the masses."
- Marl Karx

Despite philosophers opinions on the matter, we find Photo Booth quite stimulating and revealing. In this paper we will examine the consequences of its use using the tools of Neoculturalism.

Individuals develop a new persona, show a new facet, and can exhibit strange, unorthodox behavior when in the presence of Photo Booth.

In these cases, documented here, I have gathered volunteers to submit to my data-gathering experiment for the good of SFZero researchers and the larger war effort.

The hypothesis of the researchers involved is that current facial abnormalities and evolutions are on the rise, though a larger sample size will be necessary for statistical analysis. We hope to gather more data in the future, as well as contribute our findings to a larger body of work analyzing faces and their use in SFZero, culture, society and the universe.

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Niliphim

Demonstration of her signature 'sexy face' maneuver, renowned in its ability to bring the boys to the yard, or entice them to lewd acts, or both.

Exhilirating Facial Bifurcation is a rare syndrome in North America, but seems to have been captured mid-process in this remarkable photo. Notice the glee evinced by the unfortunate female subject, and the precursor to a third eye.

ARR & CS

Conditions surrounding this photo indicate that only one subject may have survived the aftermath.

Textbook demonstration of Hyperenhairment Foreheadealisity. Subject may not even be aware of the condition that threatens to occlude the face, perhaps permanently.

Abberrant behavior