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Tell Me A Joke by Beetle bomb
January 5th, 2008 1:43 PM
This is Val. I met her while waiting an unsually long time for the blue line. After telling her this joke we shared a ride to the loop and a lovely conversation.
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posted by JTony Loves Brains on January 6th, 2008 11:12 AM
So, these two goldfish are in a bowl. And one goldfish looks at the other goldfish and says, "......................"
And the other goldfish says, "......................."
To which the first goldfish responds, "...................."
posted by anna one on January 6th, 2008 2:44 PM
So.... Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
posted by Blue on January 6th, 2008 5:24 PM
What's ET short for?
He's only got little legs!
He's only got little legs!
posted by Secret Agent Squigs on January 7th, 2008 11:29 PM
What's a cat's favorite color?
*Brrrrrrooooowwwwwnnnn!"*
So two cows are standing around in a field and one of them says to the other "What do you think about all this Mad Cow Disease talk? Pretty scary, huh?" And the other cow responds "What the hell do I care, I'm a helicopter."