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Im glad to say that i was completly oblivious of that specific fear, although i am now never going to get into your car again!!
I have it on good authority that they are called power raisers and do indeed propel you into the air at remarkable speed. Imagine that jumping out of a phone box and chasing you down the street!!!
Mouse
1- We are not smearing your drive (whatever that is)
2- The images are rather big so to see the full magnitude of your crimes against humanity.
Ha ha! The Evil Mouse has been Vanquished at last!
But will he return to further soil our lives oncemore?
I can confirm the sread of this dirty filth that is digested sf0 balls. Some of this said muck had obviously been deposited outside my college, presumabley by an unsuspecting foot.
I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of rebellion, if necessary for years, if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of His Majesty's Government-every man of them. That is the will of the Monarchy and the Nation. The British Empire will defend to the death their native soil. Even though large tracts of The UK0 union and many old and famous tasks have fallen or may fall into the grip of the unImperial Dexter and all the odious apparatus of yokel rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in the WebPages, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in forums; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Royal Hot Air Balloon Armada, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the Old World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the new.
Rally my British Brothers!!!
Toodle Pip. General Geronimo.
Pasafist scum!!! Have a White feather.
Oh and for all you out there sitting on the fence; hows this for an incentive. We shall divide all the bounty equally between the army! Horay!!
Am I to understand that you are insulting my shoes!!! Outrage!
May I express my pleasure at the state of the union.