11th September 2008

A chunk of his is missing :/
I did this due to boredom. It's long, and tedious tbqh. Look at the pics (:

I’m Asleep.
6.41 I Wake up to the sound of birds singing and as I peel back the curtains from the white, wooden windows, I observe the sight of flowers opening with the dawn sun. A field surrounds me and the postman cheerfully whistles up to the porch. He shouts “Time to get up!”. Dreaming.
6.42 I wake up properly
6.43 Discover I didn’t remove my mascara so well last night.
6.44 Grab a towel then run downstairs and jump in the shower. (not quite so energetically, I was sleepy)
6.48 Orang-utan gene is violated. (i.e. I shaved my legs)
6.49 Stand under the water for a minute then realise window is open >.Bahahaa. Going to school
8.10 Laugh at Jason at Traffic lights as he stands alone
8.14 Wave at Lucy & Laura walking along beside the car
8.16 I enter the building
8.18 Walk up the 3 flights of stairs to form room

Why Helloo Thereee.
8.20 Put stuff in draw (lockers no longer exist)
8.21 Talk to Ashleigh, Proby, Shelby & Jordan & wait for Ellie & Aaron to turn up
8.22 Ellie arrives
8.23 Talk to ellie
8.25 Speak to them both.
8.28 Talk to Karys, Emily, JD & Emma
8.35 Get registered by form teacher

Oh mickey you’re so fine
8.36 Walk down to assembly, barging past some year 10’s and other little things.
8.45 Stand up.Sit down. Then get moaned at for talking whilst entering.
8.50 Assistant head rambles on about Collaboration, which is apparently the word of the week. News to me.
8.52 Kick Adam’s feet
8.53 He slides his chair back and slightly squishes me
8.54 Teacher looks my way so I look like I’m listening intently. Which I’m not
8.55 Five minutes over-run, file out.

Spend some electrons while the croutons trundle
8.57 Walk to physics
9.00 Go in classroom
9.10 Write a target in our planners and current/challenge grade.
9.11 Lucy glad I “only got an A”
9.17 Series Circuits: Some guy called Coulomb is mentioned. Lucy starts talking about croutons
9.25 Wonder whether we’re supposed to have a minute’s silence at 11 in remembrance of 9/11
9.26 Discuss Hoax theories
9.28 Draw some diagrams of circuits
9.30 Controlled explosions, government and Iraq are mentioned
9.31 I’m confused.
9.32 Now the lunar landing in 1966 is fake.
9.33 Apparently the “sun” is actually a floodlight that fell over. Some guy found this when stripping down layers on Paint.
9.40 Counted how many times mrs Shelley says the words “spend” and “trundle” (12)
9.45 Go to English


Aww, lemme have the mouse, George
10.08 Get put in groups for some study project thing
10.10 Put in a group with Jason, Ben T, Shawn, Aaron. Only girl.
10.12 Shawn immediately declares himself the leader. I sit and sulk, annoyed.
10.13 Mr Day makes me group leader. Now the boys sulk and I’m happy. I have power
10.15 Told I'm Studying the American Dream :|
10.18 Start reading Of Mice of men
10.26 Bored. Lennie and George are slightly strange tbqh.
10.29 Why is there a dead mouse in his pocket?
10.30 Teacher’s accent is now bordering Australian/English/Wild West
10.33 Write down “an important quote”.
10.35 Bell goes. Grab stuff and quickly exit.

Banana Trouble.
10.38 Enter common room. Wish I didn’t. Its busy in here
10.42 Megan’s banana is now sticking out of Aaron’s flies.
10.43 I fall off the swivel chair.
10.44 Put kerrang on
10.45 White stripes – Doorbell
10.48 Megan finally relises banana has disappeared and blames me.
10.49 I ignore her and she comes running back, aha.
10.50 Read Glamour. Sex pages immediately get passed around
10.51 Annoying little kid tries to run in a prefect-only room.
10.52 I lock the door. Get cheers. Pretty pleased
10.53 Jemma gets locked out
10.54 Open door and kid puts foot in so I can’t close it. Rather annoyed, I shout at him and mention senior staff and head girl behind door, more authority etc. Tell him to pull not push. It works. He leaves.
10.55 Kid runs into a locked door. Major laughs as he rubs his nose.
10.57 Bell goes Leave.

Like my shorts?
10.58 Talk to Adam on way to Sports Hall
10.58 Start getting changed
11.01 Put on wrong shorts, waist suddenly more defined. Parade around a bit
11.05 Go in hall with rest of my group
11.10 Joy. Trampolining.
11.25 Straddle
11.26 Tuck
11.27 Pike
11.34 Refuse to do a seat drop. Ok, I try to & land with a “ka-boom” effect, which is bad. Posterior makes contact first then legs then my head. I flop down & laugh
11.35 Miss Gray doesn’t find it as funny
11.36 Back hurts now
11.38 Pfft. Laura does it all perfectly and points her toes
11.40 Go get changed
11.43 Paramedics come running past me outside. Am I that bad?
11.45 Go to physics. Again.

You just diappeared!
11.50 Lucy laughs at the fact that I “was in the air one minute and then suddenly disappeared”
12.00 Oooh. Parallel circuits now
12.10 Draw a diagram and label voltage/current/ammeters/lamps etc.
12.11 Realise ben is missing and Callum, Shawn and Proby explain that he might have broken his leg after 3 guys jumped on him in rugby after a supposedly clean tackle.
12.12 And his leg sounded like a twig breaking
12.15 Ben walks in.
12.20 Get whiteboards. Holly manages to get pen nib stuck in the cap
12.22 Chat with ellie & play with Lucy’s bendy maths stuff
12.28 insult shawn
12.29 get hit in the face with a rubber
12.35 Finish drawing my circuits and leave.

Yes I’m a prefect, and yes I can go here. Now move.
12.40 Queue-jump and use excuse “I am a prefect and I am on duty today so I have to get my lunch”. They all obey like little minions. Which they are
12.43 Get a pasta pot thing
12.45 Grab a fork, a bottle of water and a smoothie. (Don’t ask) Pay
12.46 Enter common room.
12.50 Half way through eating, find megan with a spare fork start eating my pasta.
12.51 Get camera out as a distraction
12.52 She immediately starts parading around with her new red nails which were painted 10 minutes before
1.05 Listen to Radio 1
1.06 Explain to Vicki and elliot I am documenting my day and mention SF0. Elliot insits on a picture.
1.07 Ellie comes in and returns CDs
1.10 Miley Cyrus comes on radio :/
1.14 Someone decides to put 10 sheets of paper in a shredder with only 9 sheet capacity
1.15 Watch scrubs
1.20 Guys enter. Speak to Tom, Jack, Lewis, Ryan, Adam and Ben D
1.23 Talk to Laura, Lucy, Aaron, Megan, Amber & Ellie
1.25 Go up to form room with Adam, Sam and Tom.
1.26 See sophie. She gives me Golden Syrup.
1.27 Get registered by teacher whilst eating syrup.
1.28 Leave room and go into toilets. Speak to Emma in year below & hand dryer keeps going off when no one is using it. Freaked out a bit
1.30 Toilet. Aha
1.32 Emma says it’s a poltergeist
1.33 Quickly exit and go to math

Operation Grape chew!
1.36 Enter maths, after shoving a few 12 year-olds around a bit.
1.38 Connor suddenly appears with folder
1.40 Listen to Mr Hoskin for a bit about Inequalities and graphs and stuff
1.50 Talk to Amber. She asks why we don’t have a minute silence for the Holocaust.
1.51 I don’t know so ignore her and ask for help.
1.52 Mr Hoskin explains something to me.
1.53 Give Glamour to Tom & Laura
1.55 begin to do work on solving simultaneous equations using graphs.
14.00 Speak to Wedgie (Ben D) and Jason.
14.02 Hoskin confiscates Glamour from Tom after he displays a picture of naked Eva Mendes around the room.
14.06 Amber tries to place camera lens inside the hole of the ring binder in file.
14.10 Take pics of Jason and wedgie
14.12 Jason wants to see picture and calls me Mummy’s Boy
14.13 I call him Daddy’s girl
14.14 Talk to Adam and Tom who suddenly have purple tongues.
14.15 They have grape chews.
14.16 Throw a rubber across the room
14.17 Crawl along the floor with camera to pick it up
14.18 Talk to Adam and tom from the floor. Hoskin realises I’m missing
14.19 Return to seat and try to take pic of him under the table.
14.20 Suddenly the flash of my camera, which I didn’t turn off, lights up our little corner.
14.21 Me and amber collapse with laughter
14.23 Pack stuff up and Mr Hoskin returns Glamour.
14.25 leave class.


You got it confiscated? Again?!
14.30 Stand outside IT room in the daylight talking to Daddy’s girl
14.35 Give Glamour to Brandon
14.45 He gets Glamour confiscated and thrown in the recycling bin for the same offence as before.
14.46 Laugh it off but a bit annoyed.
14.51 Evalutae the Cbeebies website
14.52 Play a game meant for toddlers about a squirrel who loses his nuts. Nuts being acorns.
14.54 I can’t find his nuts.
14.57 Speak to Joe
15.14 Collect Glamour out of recycling bin
15.15 Leave.
15.18 Waiting outside Cooking room for brother.
15.19 He hands me a cheese and potato pie and leaves
15.20 Speak to tom and walk out to the car.
15.21 Random kid calls me a geek because I have a prefect tie.
15.23 Get in car and go home. Tell dad about my day (:

Miaow. Homee.
15.40 Say hi to some cats then my mum and then go on computer
15.42 Sign into msn
15.43 Log into MySpace, bebo and facebook.
15.46 Reply to Luke on MySpack
15.47 Write on Tom’s wall.
15.48 Write friend stories to Sarah in Australia, Ruhaif in Spain and Kieran [In England]
15.49 Annoyed at my Bebo – the layout has screwed up.
15.51 Can’t be bothered to speak to anyone on msn
15.54 Start writing this and change clothes.
16.00 Typing stuff and uploading pics to pc
16.35 Go downstairs for early tea. Pizza and other stuff shoved on a plate.
16.45 Eat a peach crumble and some American-style chocolate cheesecake thing. Feel sick. :/
16.50 Do drying-up.
17.00 Go back upstairs and type a poem for my Nan entitled “I like my Village voice because…”
17.15 Change clothes and re-do hair/make-up.
17.20 Go for a random walk and realise I need to be at nans so turn around.
17.23 Belton people are too friendly for their own good.
17.27 For the 14th time, a man in a car looks at me as he passes.
17.28 Tesco man gives a funny grin.
17.29 Walk to nans listening to walkman.
17.30 Los Campesinos! – We throw parties you throw knives
17.33 Josh Woodward – mona Lisa
17.36 Muse – Supermassive black hole
17.37 Realise the address on poem is wrong and run back home
17.38 Kate Nash – mouthwash
17.50 back at nans.
17.58 Discover, with horror, that she has bought a Samsung G600 mobile.
18.00 Tell nan that it is possible to put her old “card” (sim) into her phone phone.
18.02 Try to teach a 65 year-old the basic up, down, left, right buttons.
18.03 She confuses up and down.
18.04 Tell her that the menu is different from the contacts list and that she presses the phone icon to call someone.
18.07 Fails to hang up on my dad.
18.08 I persist and manage to teach her basics. Grandad appears with £10 for me. Seems worth it now
18.10 Quickly leave carrying an old nokia mobile brick, 2 digestives, a dairy milk caramel, £20 (£10 for my bro) and my own mobile.
18.11 The script – Before the worst
18.16 Arrrive home and get ready for orchestra
18.34 Wipe dust off my case.
18.35 Find a pair of shoes.
18.45 Leave house

Poco a poco e crescendooooo
18.55 Arrive at orchestraa
19.01 Stand on brother’s clarinet stand and fall onto a keyboard.
19.04 Talk to Vicki, Megan, Meghan, Charlotte, Rachel & co.
19.10 Sit down after some shuffling of chairs
19.15 Tune flute
19.17 Play Exodus
19.25 Radetsky march
19.30 Talk to new flute people Misha Wiseman & Megan Storer, (who I already knew. )
19.35 Sarah arrives and blames me for being late.
19.37 5 people to one music stand >.