I work for Starbucks here in Antioch, and lately we've been playing The Decemberists on the in-store music channel. During one of the times they were playing a this guys is standing at the hand off counter waiting for his drink. I hand him his drink, and he looks right at me and says,
"This music makes me want to shit."
Now I should have done one of two things:
1. Handed him the bathroom key.
2. Replied, "Oh, you should see a doctor about that..."

But instead, I just went in the back and turned it up.