My forth submitted task in as many days , although I completed this one before destroying expensive objects in my house for Make It Work and embarking on the drunken potted plant distribution as I needed the points to access this task
This task interested me as I have a love/hate relationship with the Tescos supermarket chain,love because it is so convenient and 24 hrs and hate as it is responsible for sucking the soul out of towns and communities up and down the country.I thought about leaving random objects but they would of just been removed- instead I opted to by 2 items from there the day before , mark them and leave them for Zelpha P.H.D to locate and purchase which would be mildy amusing and would hopefully bring dissarray to thier neat stock taking or confuse their accountants with an inexplicable blip in thier profit margins.


I buy the objects and mark them,I chose Satanic Spaghetti and a get well soon card for no particular reason other than it would amount to roughly the cost of a pint of beer to repay Zelpha




I have problems spelling the word VANDALISM but it's my card and i can do whatever so there
The next day I head to the supermarche

I do a bit of shopping ,and disguise the objects amongst my beer and cat food

I spot a Buy One Get One Free deal on Utterly Butterly and can't resist

Now I return the objects to where I got them from the previous day

I decided to run out of the store to alarm staff and shoppers
RUN and pretend you just did something really illegal


Driving home I considered that I had deliberatley increased the profits margins of an evil corporation,what if their accountants don't notice the £2.24 increase in turnover,what if the money just sits in a holding account for years,decades and millenia.At an interest rate of say 4% that could turn into £224 pounds and then after a few hundred years it could be £2240 and then £224000 and after thousands of years it could be worth 2400000000 space credits,which is a lot of money.They could invade another planet with that and force feed them on ready meals.Driving home i consider what you could buy for that much space money and almost kill the person in the car in front.

I give Zelpha the details of where the items are.They probably weren't esoteric enough for him but he could be drunk so kept it simple.The next day while I am stumbling around Aylsebury drunk leaving potted plants everywhere , Zelpha is stumbling around Tescos drunk trying to locate my items.He succeded and has pics.