I have a human friend in Austin, and I begged her to drive up to Dallas to find me among the seaweed in the Dallas Aquarium. I am a disguise-artist, and therefore couldnt resist the temptation to cloak myself in seaweed, and play a little sea-horse hide-n-seek with her. She didnt think it was funny and nearly left, but then spotted me as she was leaving. I asked her for to help with operating the camera as I have no fingers and cannot afford the rental of an underwater camera. She e-mailed me the picture. Boy do I owe her one. She likes wine, so I may sign her up for that wine-of-the-month club as a gesture of graditude. I posed nude for this shot, and I ask that you respect my privacy by not sharing this picture with any outside sources. While I am currently an artist, my passion for applying art to Government may eventually lead me to a political carreer, and I wouldn't want my past coming back to haunt me. I thank you for your discretion.