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Message to the Past by Rainy
June 1st, 2008 5:14 PM
So, to begin with, we wondered, how do you send a message to the past? We studied on it. We consulted various oracles...


We were still unsure how to go about it. So we went to see a dimensional ghost to consult with him (his name is Harry).

Still unsure, we asked some friends how they would send a message to the past. N said, "I'd use air, by burning the message, or maybe the ocean--throwing it in; or I guess maybe I could bury it."

She seemed to be taking an elemental approach. Next I asked A. She said, "I'd send an airplane back in time." How? we asked. "By a portal." So, you'd have to find a portal? N asked. A nodded, "Or make one. You could be born with the ability to make one, you'd do this," here she gestured emphatically:

"--and make a portal."
These were good answers, but we weren't born with the portal-making ability and still felt we hadn't found our path.
Then I went to see a movie (the cat stayed home). The Alamo Drafthouse, I realized, is all about the past.



Movies, in fact, are always, by definition, a visit to something past, even when they're about the future. Aha! The movie theater is (in fact) a temple of the past, real, imagined, and, otherwise (whatever that might be).
So, while waiting for the movie to begin (and while a bit of strange film from the past was played as pre-show) I wrote a message to the past, as embodied by film and honored at the Alamo Drafthouse.


Sorry it's blurry; but it seems appropriate for a message about to travel into the past.
I left it where all the people of alien invasion movies past could see it, and be reassured that they had not died (or panicked and run screaming, anyway) in vain.




We were still unsure how to go about it. So we went to see a dimensional ghost to consult with him (his name is Harry).

Still unsure, we asked some friends how they would send a message to the past. N said, "I'd use air, by burning the message, or maybe the ocean--throwing it in; or I guess maybe I could bury it."

She seemed to be taking an elemental approach. Next I asked A. She said, "I'd send an airplane back in time." How? we asked. "By a portal." So, you'd have to find a portal? N asked. A nodded, "Or make one. You could be born with the ability to make one, you'd do this," here she gestured emphatically:

"--and make a portal."
These were good answers, but we weren't born with the portal-making ability and still felt we hadn't found our path.
Then I went to see a movie (the cat stayed home). The Alamo Drafthouse, I realized, is all about the past.



Movies, in fact, are always, by definition, a visit to something past, even when they're about the future. Aha! The movie theater is (in fact) a temple of the past, real, imagined, and, otherwise (whatever that might be).
So, while waiting for the movie to begin (and while a bit of strange film from the past was played as pre-show) I wrote a message to the past, as embodied by film and honored at the Alamo Drafthouse.


Sorry it's blurry; but it seems appropriate for a message about to travel into the past.
I left it where all the people of alien invasion movies past could see it, and be reassured that they had not died (or panicked and run screaming, anyway) in vain.


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posted by Evil Sugar on June 4th, 2008 7:35 AM
The gummy bears like the idea that movies represent the past. They like movies. Their favorite movie is Clue.
posted by Rainy on June 10th, 2008 8:40 AM
With less eye poking and plane crashing, but yes.
posted by Not Here No More on June 10th, 2008 8:45 AM
Just don't erase yourself from the time space continuum, I like your tasking.
posted by Rainy on June 10th, 2008 8:54 AM
We shall very certainly endeavor to comply. (thank you!)
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