Now Spammers - now there's a truly evil group. Perhaps they could be of assistance in my evil schemes? I only needed to make contact.

Of course, when dealing when evil individuals, you can't be too careful. So I elected to set up a new e-mail adress, one which I receive spam without revealing my true identity. Towards this end I registered RoboNapolean@hotmail.com, put the e-mail up where some spiders could find it, and sat back to wait. A day passed. No spam. Hmm... Maybe I needed to be more proactive. I called upon my friend and ally Agent Fourteen to send me some spam, which I could possibly attempt to unsubscribe from (Spammer know you're just playing hard to get when you unsubscribe). Unfortunately, this method did not prove to be very fruitful either.

But then - what's this? An e-mail to confirm my subscription to a Top Secret GOOGLE Inspector mailing list? Could this be the big break I've been waiting for? I could confirmed my subscription and waited patiently for a week. And my waiting paid off! When I returned there were four separate pieces of spam waiting for me. Finally my hard work had paid off.

First I decided to reply to a message from Ru-Media, as based on their picture I assumed they were also a robot.

Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for your e-mail. Although I am not interested in whatever goods or services you offer, on account of the fact that I am a cyborg powered only be thirst for destruction, I would like to make you an offer. Based on the image that you have included, I am guessing that you also are a cyborg or perhaps some sort of a undead monster. Perhaps we could form some sort of an alliance? Together no force on earth would be able to stop us and we would be able to crush our enemies easily.
In case you are worried, I can guarantee at this time that I have no intention of betraying you at the final moment and seizing control of the world for myself. I also have no intention of casting you into a bottomless pit where you can never trouble me again. I would never do these things for I am a man of my word.
Hopefully you will consider my offer and join me in battle.
Yours,
RoboNapolean
Robot Emperor of the Cybernetic French Empire

I also decided that I should send the top secret Google inspectors mailing list a message:

Dear Sir or Madam,
I would like to know more information about this Top Secrets GOOGLE Inspecter club. What skills will this mailing list teach me? Could it perhaps give me the information on how to destroy my foes via the use of google? I have heard tell of a powerful martial art by the name of Google-Fu - do you know of this art? Can you teach it to me?
Now I understand that much of your information is Top Secrets - you can't tell it to just anyone. But I am a trustworthy fellow. For you see, I am a Robot and as everyone knows, Robots are incapable of lying. So when I say that I feel that killing your kung fu master so that no one may know your weaknesses is a despicable act that I would never dream of committing, you can trust my word on it. Also that I have BLUE ALPHA COSMIC KNIFE LINE security clearance, which will of course give me clearance to see any of your top secrets. I eagerly await learning whatever Google or inspecter skills that have to teach, so I may use them against my many foes.
Yours,
RoboNapolean
Robot Emperor the Cybernetic French Empire.

With my messages sent, I sat back to wait for a reply.

Two weeks passed and I had to sit back up again - they probably were not replying. Looks like the forces of spam e-mail will aid me none. Very well - RoboNapolean will destroy you all nonetheless.