15 + 5 points
Junk Mail by The C
March 10th, 2007 5:07 PM
I tend to get a lot of spam e-mail. Thankfully, Gmail catches almost all of it so I don't have to see it, except when I delete it from the spam folder because I hate watching the number climb whenever I open Firefox.
So, every couple hours, I opened up everyone of those spam e-mails, and wrote down in a document what it was advertising. I'll put the whole list here, and question/explain about them after.
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1. microsoft office for $80
2. Replica watches
3. watches and costume jewelry
4. Replica watches
5. watches and costume jewelry
6. Some sort of gambling thing? Register now and make money by winning?
7. Random words with "Legit.gif" attachment
8. Another buy office e-mail from the same company
9. Another office e-mail
10. Viagra and similar pills
11. "Is Acne Ruining your life?"
12. List of software you can buy for cheap (Not just office)
13. "Boost your salary- earn a degree online!"
14. Male enhancement
15. "Why should your family do without? Get credit line!"
16. More Viagra and such
17. free Trip to Cancun
18. Same office software e-mail
19. Watch replicas
20. Another one with random words. po abecedi.gif was the attachment
21. Another random one. Country.gif
22. Replica watches (actually got through g-mails spam filter)
23. A pill to increase sperm production
24. Enlargement pills
25. "earn your degree from home"
26. Same as 23
27. Same as 23 and 26
28. Another random word one. Bullocks.gif
29. Same as 23, 26, and 27
30. Replica watches
31. Another one the same as 23.
32. Random words again. qqpcqqrt.gif
33. Replica watches
34. Enlargement pills
35. Magic Casino Website.
36. Random words once again. DVD TosBody.gif
37. Selling office for cheap.
38. Get a degree online
39. Selling office.
40. "Clean negative marks from your crdt. report"
41. Viagra and such
42. Online casino
43. Cell phone giveaway
44. More male enhancement.
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I honestly don't know how I got signed up for most of these things. I must have gave my e-mail to a bad site a few months ago (I didn't get any spam until then.)
The ones that were always interesting to me though were the random ones. My friend saw one, and said it was almost like poetry. I looked at it again, and it is like poetry...from someone with a loose grasp on reality. Example:
"Cherry pie fall plans cancelled, sales definitely.
City parents guadalupe rodrguez david spent."
Also, I just find the fact that an attachment was called "Legit.gif" to be hillarious.
So, every couple hours, I opened up everyone of those spam e-mails, and wrote down in a document what it was advertising. I'll put the whole list here, and question/explain about them after.
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1. microsoft office for $80
2. Replica watches
3. watches and costume jewelry
4. Replica watches
5. watches and costume jewelry
6. Some sort of gambling thing? Register now and make money by winning?
7. Random words with "Legit.gif" attachment
8. Another buy office e-mail from the same company
9. Another office e-mail
10. Viagra and similar pills
11. "Is Acne Ruining your life?"
12. List of software you can buy for cheap (Not just office)
13. "Boost your salary- earn a degree online!"
14. Male enhancement
15. "Why should your family do without? Get credit line!"
16. More Viagra and such
17. free Trip to Cancun
18. Same office software e-mail
19. Watch replicas
20. Another one with random words. po abecedi.gif was the attachment
21. Another random one. Country.gif
22. Replica watches (actually got through g-mails spam filter)
23. A pill to increase sperm production
24. Enlargement pills
25. "earn your degree from home"
26. Same as 23
27. Same as 23 and 26
28. Another random word one. Bullocks.gif
29. Same as 23, 26, and 27
30. Replica watches
31. Another one the same as 23.
32. Random words again. qqpcqqrt.gif
33. Replica watches
34. Enlargement pills
35. Magic Casino Website.
36. Random words once again. DVD TosBody.gif
37. Selling office for cheap.
38. Get a degree online
39. Selling office.
40. "Clean negative marks from your crdt. report"
41. Viagra and such
42. Online casino
43. Cell phone giveaway
44. More male enhancement.
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I honestly don't know how I got signed up for most of these things. I must have gave my e-mail to a bad site a few months ago (I didn't get any spam until then.)
The ones that were always interesting to me though were the random ones. My friend saw one, and said it was almost like poetry. I looked at it again, and it is like poetry...from someone with a loose grasp on reality. Example:
"Cherry pie fall plans cancelled, sales definitely.
City parents guadalupe rodrguez david spent."
Also, I just find the fact that an attachment was called "Legit.gif" to be hillarious.
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posted by Saint on March 10th, 2007 10:31 PM
I pity your soul, that is just SAD!!!, i would just get a new e-mail if i were you.
posted by Flowen on March 10th, 2007 10:55 PM
Thats hilarious in a tragic way. I agree with Valentine, get a new address.
posted by Doctor Cello on March 11th, 2007 4:03 PM
11. "Is Acne Ruining your life?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... oh man.
You are a god among men for spam.