Sempermovanditis de Cubiculo

(An especially infectious strand of Bureacratosis)

Cause:
*The frequent and repeated requirement to switch cubicles.

Diagnostic Criteria:
*Subject is unable to maintain occupancy of a cubicle for a period of time surpassing two (2) months.
*Although subect's assigned cubicle changes, subject is still always placed in a corner.
*Unnatural proficiency in the movement of all office supplies (including computer, phone, and careful re-placement of wall decorations) from one cubicle to another. Time required for this move decreases as subject's condition becomes more acute.
*If on any occasion subject is seated near a window, said window will be at least 80% obscured by a cubicle wall.

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to:
*Acquiescence
*Frequent sighing
*Reference to cubicle as "cube" in half-hearted and futile attempt to feel less subjugated
*Daily use of telephone headset
*Ennui
*Emotional over-investment in the Jim-Pam relationship
*Listlessness
*Coveting the cubes of others in anticipation of relocation
*Embitterment
*Color coordination of push pins

Cure:
*Quotes like this:

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

*(sigh)