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Cool Memories by delete me
June 26th, 2007 6:34 AM
Sliced bread was never invented.
As you can see. Bread was NEVER sliced. It is clearly chopped as any fool or idiot could see.
Have YOU ever tried to slice your own bread. Well...maybe so. But have you ever sliced it in the right thinkness or length? NO, it's impossible. It has been scientifically proven that slicing is 200 times less accurate than even the worst chopper.
The 'bread slicing' commity who claimed to have invented the imfamous 'sliced bread' and had milked the praise for it for so, so many years. But the crumpled under the pressure and the constant lying. They have recently admitted that in fact they did NOT slice the bread. Their leading represetive said 'Well....chopped did not have the same ring to it.'
This is no excuse to what they have done. If they had just told us the truth everything would be fine and i would no be nagging about it. But no! They couldn't and it is too late now. Yes sadly it is. People are just too used to the phrase 'sliced bread'
As you can see. Bread was NEVER sliced. It is clearly chopped as any fool or idiot could see.
Have YOU ever tried to slice your own bread. Well...maybe so. But have you ever sliced it in the right thinkness or length? NO, it's impossible. It has been scientifically proven that slicing is 200 times less accurate than even the worst chopper.
The 'bread slicing' commity who claimed to have invented the imfamous 'sliced bread' and had milked the praise for it for so, so many years. But the crumpled under the pressure and the constant lying. They have recently admitted that in fact they did NOT slice the bread. Their leading represetive said 'Well....chopped did not have the same ring to it.'
This is no excuse to what they have done. If they had just told us the truth everything would be fine and i would no be nagging about it. But no! They couldn't and it is too late now. Yes sadly it is. People are just too used to the phrase 'sliced bread'
