I started out trying to find the Battle of Cameron Suey....Mission Failed
People kept giving me funny looks all through the embarcadero. I asked a couple people for some spare change. They didn't think it was funny when I said "Come on, I'm a vet."
So I went to a place where people might start treating me like the real thing.....
Treasure Island came to mind.
I decided I should make use of the booth at the entrance. The first person didn't believe me, when I asked for ID he handed me a Safeway card. "Keep up the savings man" then I told him he could pass.
After that I figured I would start discriminating let a bunch of cars pass but stopped the guy with my glasses. He thought I was legit and asked what was going on today that was so different. I just said, "You'll see when you go in"
After receiving his ID I argued that is was fake and said who cares. He left very confused.
And here is the video.