I tell my parents I'm going to run away and become something different every week, so I figure this wouldn't even phase them. I decided to tell my boss instead ...

I work as a nanny for a prominent district attorney in Chicago. This morning I greeted the boys, as I do every morning, and casually mentioned my plans for joining the C.I.A. this is how the conversation went:
(I'm Nanny and my boss is DA)

Nanny: So I think I'm going to join the CIA ...
DA: You know they're not as smart as you'd think.
Nanny: yeah?
DA: Yeah. Bunch of crooks too.
Nanny: Well, I guess I'll just stick with you and the babies then.
DA: Good idea, besides they don't pay cash like I do.

That was that. I have the best job/boss in the world by the way.