I took great care in hunting down Napoleon. Once I found him, I waited for him to go to sleep.
Whence asleep I tore the oversized glasses from his face for my personal photo shoot.

Upon waking he couldn't see a thing, but he immediately knew who was to blame for his loss of sight and lack of sleep. I made a fatal mistake in not covering up my scent. Blind men have heightened senses.

I was the only one he knew that smelled like buzzing bees in the middle of winter. As a retaliatory measure he sentenced me to 43 lashes with the sharpie marker. I will forever look like a villian.

Don't forget that looks can be deceiving!