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Smoothie Smooth
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 75 points
Last Logged In: January 2nd, 2007
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We, The Horny by Smoothie Smooth

September 23rd, 2006 10:04 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Post a request on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist.org requesting something that you truly desire.

For example, demand a large green orc with loin cloth, real axe and green warty cock.

Here's the original linke, available for the next 7 days.


http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/211212111.html


This is what it said:

I want some more Chinese in me. Teach me Dirty words in Mandarin. - w4t - 25 (mission district)

Reply to: pers-211212111@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-09-23, 10:00AM PDT


Beautiful half asian girl looking to get some more Chinese in her. Come over and teach me chinese. Right now I only know how to count to ten, and I'd like to learn how to scream dirty obscenities in Mandarin, but Shanghainese is ok too. You bring the flashcards, I'll bring the pork bun. Please, no Cantonese speakers.

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

211212111



You know, keeping your heritage alive is just so important in this day and age! And god how I love a good pork bun.

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