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Sock Puppets hope that the behavior of these few evil puppets will not result in the indiscriminate deletion of all Sock Puppets.
Do not be sad. Sock Puppets and humans will learn to get along and you will be loved by all.
And Sock Puppets already forgive you, and love you.
Do you ever find sock puppets in your bed?
Sock Puppets are not vile creatures, nor are they abhorrent. (Except for the rare occasions when they have been worn on sweaty feet, and haven't been washed. But that's rare, damnit, and clean Sock Puppets are a joy to all who behold them.)
Sock Puppets do not like to be photographed.
Sock Puppets do not like to complete tasks.
DO NOT DISENFRANCHISE THE SOCK PUPPETS.
Sock Puppets have created a Player Photograph task to enable imitation of other players, and to provide a forum for conversing with Sock Puppets. Currently, the Sock Puppets are not pretending to be another player, therefore, no picture is required.
Besides, if Sock Puppets added text, they might start getting votes. Sock Puppets do not task for votes.
Sock Puppets want to know why the gummies don't wear socks.
I'm a sock puppet!
Sock Puppets are disappointed that you did not wear socks during the completion of this task.
Dave should wear more hats. Hats are like socks that are worn on the head.