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Fun with combustion by Starchy Grant
March 24th, 2006 7:14 PM
The goal: to partake of the fabled smoke of the kumquat.
The tools: Two (2) kumquats, zesting surface, tabacco, two (2) rolling papers, lighter, sunglasses.
The injuries: One (1) partially zested thumb.
The result: Very difficult of smoking action, very magical of kumquat taste; must be researched as cure for gout!
The tools: Two (2) kumquats, zesting surface, tabacco, two (2) rolling papers, lighter, sunglasses.
The injuries: One (1) partially zested thumb.
The result: Very difficult of smoking action, very magical of kumquat taste; must be researched as cure for gout!
Kumquats
Called in Peru: "Muppet Noses."
Zested
Ah! And to dry a touch!
Avec Tabac
Passport to Flavor Country, work visa please!
The Product ("Finished")
To smoke kumquat, must be cool. To be cool, must wear sunglasses. Yes?
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posted by The Real Starchy Grant on June 8th, 2006 4:41 PM
How did you get into my kitchen, and where did you find that picture of me smoking!? Be warned, I have contacted the authorities!
is such a dirty word