I feel pretty funny reporting this task, and must be spending too much thought on this game to have been able to complete it. But I'll report it anyway, since who knows if I'll get a second chance?

The dream I had was in no way flattering to anyone involved, but here goes:

There was a big sf0 conference in a huge conference building. Oliver X was waiting around in the main lounge with a huge posse of people, about to start a task. Many of the people in his group were women who looked like they were about to star in a James Bond film. Oliver (who I've never met) had a Russian accent and a black scraggily beard.

I was waiting in the lounge for Piratey Monkey, who I was supposed to do a task with. She came walking in and all of Oliver's people watched her as she headed for the door that led outside. I followed her, but she told me that she was going to do all tasks solo from now on.

Since I was already there, I decided to help Oliver's group instead. They were about to head out when Oliver called them all together. He said that before doing any more tasks, he just wanted to kill Piratey Monkey and have it done with. I started to sneak away to tell Piratey. So he decided to kill me too.

Somewhere in the middle of trying to escape from Oliver's henchman, who looked like Alfred Molina, and a herd of Oliver X-crazed Bond girls, I woke up.


So there's my strange sf0 dream. I feel like I should have one of those disclaimers about how any resemblance to real people is entirely coincidental, but that wouldn't be exactly accurate... Still, let this be a warning to Piratey and Oliver to play nice:)

Happy gaming to all and sweet dreams!