REVERSE MADLIBS: I played the Reverse Madlibs on http://adlib.node2.org/. Here are the results with the words the computer added in brackets.


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Two nights ago, a suspicious looking [christiania] came crawling over my garden fence.
It didn't know I was watching it, and it crawled right over to my [fictionized] herbs.
Once it got there, it stopped for a minute and took a sniff of my mother's [dilemma] roses.
Next, it silently turned to examine the lawn chairs and seemed surprised to find a [phenolic resin] there.
It paused for a moment, and then looked over at the big oak and became interested in the [Irene] around the base of the tree.
It went over to make an inspection, but became quickly bored and made for the [family viscaceae] instead.
I wasn't sure what to do, so I simply stared through the window, a cup of [unpreposterousness] in my hand.
Just then, it seemed to notice me and started drawing near the window, dragging a small [Cusco] behind it.
I shut my eyes, hoping it would ignore me, but to my dismay, it acted like a [procuratorate] and came closer.
Finally, it lost interest. It seemed to consider me as dull as a [pocket knife]. It slunk back over the garden fence and I haven't seen it since.

by spl for san francisco zero