Pentex Research Labs
Pentex (whose name is stolen from a publishing company named white-wolf, which is eager for money and will immediately sue the company) is geared toward the electricitization (which, I swear, is an actual word) of every last aspect of life. Americans are not yet dependent enough on fuel-powered devices. Pentex will offer such solutions as couches with motorized cushions that will sit people down for them. Let's be honest; after a hard day's work, no one wants to bend into a sitting position using their own muscles. That is an atrocious way of living and, when Pentex comes into play, will be a thing of the past. Additional items include motorized zippers, LED structural integrity meters (to indicate whether a thing is broken or not), and ultraheavy extensions for limousine Hummers.
Funding: As God's messenger to the White House, George Bush has promised the American people the maintanence and preservation of the consumerist way of life. Pentex expects wicked Federal Research grants!