Headbirths (re: Player Photograph)

Some players start out badly, burning through terrible praxes and inviting red X after red X.

Most players start out slow, with a few adequate but unexciting completions, and grow over time.

Then, there are players like you, who burst onto the scene fully formed, already tasking like a pro.

Come back! Come back and play with us.

Okay, Beth. (re: Player Photograph)

We've waited patiently for months; however, your fans are growing restless.

We know they have computers out there in Colorado.

If you don't come back and join us soon, we'll have no choice but to search the whole damned state until we find you.