25 + 10 points
Down with Animate Elitism! by TheMuse Sassalot
May 24th, 2007 2:28 PM
I covet, worship and adore my netflix. I like to keep them warm and safe, close to my body as much as possible. When no one is looking I like to give them kisses.
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posted by Murdoc on May 24th, 2007 5:52 PM
While you obviously really enjoy your netflix, they are more than one. The instructions clearly state an inanimate object. So, while the idea of your netflix acting as little prostitutes who you pay for and return upon having your fun with them brings me a chuckle, I feel that this doesn't fulfill the requirements.
Also, unless it is the packaging or the disk itself that brings you such joy, I'm going to have to disagree with netflix being a truelly inanimate objects. When you look at your TV screen the images are moving... perhaps you're watching cartoons, or animation...
Search deep and find that one object that you truelly know or want to know intimatley...
=)
I too adore my netflix. I find myself sneaking them down my panties when no one is around....
ahhhh....Flix.....